Two muffins were sitting in an oven, and the first looks over to the second, and says, “man, it’s really hot in here”. The second looks over at the first with a surprised look, and answers, “WHOA, a talking muffin!”
My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
joann says:
Son: - Why is that lady so fat?
Mother: - She's expecting a baby.
Son: - And what is that fat man waiting for over there at the stop?
Mother: - The tram.
Son: - Yeah, right.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Look for fresh prints.
