If Bill Gates had a dime for every time Windows crashed. Oh wait, he does.
"Honey, go to the store and buy some eggs. "
"OK. "
"Oh and while you're there, get some milk. "
He never returned.
Two C strings walk into a bar.
The bartender asks "What can I get ya? "
The first string says "I'll have a gin and tonic. "
The second string thinks for a minute, then says "I'll take a tequila sunriseJF ()#$JF (#)$(@J#()$@#())! *FNIN! OBN134ufh1ui34hf9813f8h8384h981h3984h5F! ##@"
The first string apologizes, "You'll have to excuse my friend, he's not null-terminated. "
I have a joke about Stack Overflow, but you would say it's a duplicate.
A SQL statement walks into a bar and sees two tables.
It approaches, and asks "may I join you? "
Today I learned that changing random stuff until your program works is "hacky" and a "bad coding practice" but if you do it fast enough it's "Machine Learning" and pays 4x your current salary.
ASCII silly question, get a silly ANSI.
"Can I tell you a TCP joke? "
"Please tell me a TCP joke. "
"OK, I'll tell you a TCP joke. "
